c4rcinogencrush: if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something A+
Women feel more guilt than men, not because of some weird chromosomal issue but...– Guilt Poisons Women by Germaine Greer
muggle-rubbish: assbutt-of-asgard: imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward You also could potentially be paid a lot The future of prostitution.
i have two moods: touch me don’t touch me