May 2013
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
psdo:
ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
A+
“Women feel more guilt than men, not because of some weird chromosomal issue but...”
– Guilt Poisons Women by Germaine Greer
muggle-rubbish:
assbutt-of-asgard:
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
You also could potentially be paid a lot
The future of prostitution.
i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
